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I Don't Get It

Title: I Don't Get It
Fandom: Yami No Matsuei
Characters: Touda, Byakko
Prompt: 044. Circle.
Word Count: 100.
Rating: G
Summary: A circular drabble about circles.
Author's Notes: This is completely pointless, but I suppose you could call it art.

"I don't get it," Byakko stated.

"You weren't listening to the teacher," Touda returned. "Again."

"I wouldn't have gotten it, if I had been."

"How do you know? You didn't even try."

"Because I knew it didn't make sense when I saw it. It's completely weird."

"It's a circle."

"Precisely. It doesn't have either corners or straight lines, so how am I supposed to calculate anything?"

"It has a radius."

"What's that?"

"A straight line from its center to any random point of the circle."

"How do you know that?"

"The teacher said so."

"I don't get it," Byakko stated.

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